Pre-Valentine's Day Special: Nothing Says Forever Like a Magun Charm

Ok, i don't know where to start here... How about with the article "Choir Leader Dies After Extra Marital Sex" [sic] in today's Independent. Then for follow-up reading on the power of the magun charm, there's this hot romance between two police officers whose circumstances resemble wolf physiology. Still not convinced? Maybe this discussion board on myth and reality can debunk the juju.